Dismemberment Magazine
New Product Lines Feature Popular Catch Phrase

 

Do to the recent popularity of the term "Toxic Fumes", MacLeod & Bourne has announced the release of a new clothing line featuring the popular catch phrase.

The catch phrase, first coined from an interview businessman K. MacLeod gave to Barbra Walters last fall, has engulfed most of the American language. The term, which refers to uncontrollable flagellation in a public place, has cropped up in may different facets of American life.

"I thought it was really cool when Bush (President) said that he had 'the fumes' during the recent Israili-Palistinian Summit," Macleod mentioned.

"That is when we new it was time to copyright everything and cash in on this opportunity," James Bourne, CO-owner of MacLeod & Bourne.

According to Macleod, a new clothing line is just the beginning. "We are currently in talks with leading designers to create a 'Who Farted?' line and 'Can You Smell It?'," Macleod added.

In response to rumors of a possible television show named after the phrase, MacLeod said that "the possibility is currently being explored".

Other sources have stated that there is also a movie, possibly called 'Blow It Out My Ass!!', automobile name (GM and Ford Motors have made inquiries into the possibility), and even a children's Saturday morning cartoon (centered around a living flagellant) in the works.

 

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"I thought it was really cool when Bush said that he had 'the fumes' during the recent Israili-Palistinian Summit,"

- K. MacLeod

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~Story Written By: A. Munch Posted Date:6-13-2001
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