Recently, KK decided to go adventuring inside the small country of Kuwait. In a stunning twist of East meets West, KK was very well received by the population at large. People from all over would come to marvel at his many foreign items, including the Killer Kilt, Claymore, and his Severed Head pouch.
"He has a nice sack," his inne keeper's wife told us," nice and orderly...I think it be bad manners to leave your extra parts around the house".
His tour guide, Kalid, had more interesting things to say about KK, "He was a very handy companion these past few days. From being able to cleave an infidels head to scaring away them iraqi scum with his own ass, Macleod was very surprising for a westerner."
Other forces, however, didn't like KK's tour of the Middle East.
"I take this as an outrage," Iraqi Tyrant, Saddam Hussain told a CNN source, " First you American pigs make me look like Satan's lover (South Park: The Movie) and now you send this pathetic American demon to my shores".
Saddam stated at a later press conference,"For this intolerance of international law, we have no other recourse but to televise more images of me waving my fist at you and parading my elite red guards in front of the happy citizenship."
In response to this controversy, KK stated that Mr. Hussain could,"Blow it out his ass!"
Overall, as an ambassador of goodwill, and for the artful display of Red Guard impalings, The honored sheik, Abdulla-Rah Mohammed, bestowed upon KK a most sacred item, the Sacred Shisha Pip of life.
"May each toke lead to many children," the sheik said during his speech at KK's acceptance ceremony.
"Thank you for the privilege of taking hits from your sacred bong," Macleod would later add," I'm in such a decent mood right now, maybe I'll let Doggie-Style take a hit."
"May each toke lead to many children"
-Abdulla-Rah Mohammed
