Bay City Throbbers Ease Past Assfungus in overtime, 27-24

 

In one of the most competitive contests of the year, the Assville Assfungus lost to cross town rival Bay City Throbbers, 27-24 (OT).

"We were fucked over," Assfungus Halfback, Hugh Mungus, stated to the press," We had had da ball en hand and den da ref sais I fumbled it away, when it was plain as day dat my knee was down!". Mungus' fumble on the Assville 15 resulted in the game winning feild goal by the Throbbers.

The Throbbers were at no loss for words, with Thorbber kicker Mian "Swinging" Pelvis stating," After the many chants of 'infest them' by their fans, it was my pleasure to drive our ball deep through their uprights."

In relation to Assville's battle cry, Assfungus Head Coach Jack Goff replied," If those Bay City fags can chant 'Throbb'em till they Bleed!' with a (masterbatory) hand gesture, then we can yell 'Infest their crevease' all we want!".

With the controversy surronding the finish of this game, it is safe to say that when the Assfungus and the Throbbers meet again, the encounter won't be run of the mill.

 

"If those Bay City fags can chant 'Throbb'em till they Bleed!' with a (masterbatory) hand gesture, then we can yell 'Infest their crevease' all we want. "

-Coach Jack Goff