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6-13-2001

1. New Product Line Features Popular Catch Phrase - Clothing even Versaci would be envious of

6-12-2001

1. Genetic Scientists Ask Senate for More Funding - This isn't just another $10,000 toilet seat their asking for

6-10-2001

1. Strange Crop Formations Baffle Experts - Is Nebraska another 'Rosewell'?
2. Party House Burns...Again - Another fire destroys Country Party House
3. KK's Prayer Bill Passes - Soon, everyone will be saying their prayers.
4. KK's Arabian Adventure - KK visits the sands of Kuwait and pisses off a tyrant too.
5. Throbbers Ease Past Assfungus - Close contest ends in controversy, 27-24(OT)

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