- 1 Used Chainsaw - Nice, Steel 
      construction.Used for cutting bone and other human debries. Price negotiable. 
      Call Keith at 716-223-7415.
- 1 Dozen Whores 
      - Slightly Used. Still turns profit. Ranges from tight to somewhat-loose. 
      Dial 1-800-ERHO for more details and free test run.
 
 
  
    - Virtual Sluts-In search of satisfying 
      virtual pleasure? Tired of the same old hos? Well, Check us out!!!..goto 
      http://erho.anal.web1000.com  
 
 
  
    - Dishwashers Needed 
      - Do to recent buisness influx, we need trained dishwashing specialists. 
      No experiance or green card required, only willingness to work under the 
      table. Great benifits include free meals and friendly work enviornment. 
      Call Scott for more details and 1-800-ASS-RIPP.
 
Wanted 
  To Buy
 
  
    - Drug House For Rent 
      - Fine 6 room half house within walking distance from schools and brothels. 
      Basement prime for green house or lab. Convieneces include 4 functioning 
      bathrooms (for hiding the evidence), hole-in-the-wall decor, and hidden 
      stash compartments. Call Bubba (395-2234) for more info.
 
Wanted 
  to Sell
Employment 
  Oppertunities 
Personals
Rentals
  
    - Nipple Clamps - New or Used. Must 
      adhere to K-9 skin. Call Dogg at 716-297-4469